I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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