The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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