I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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