none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I think my moral compass just broke
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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