she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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