We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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