Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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