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Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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