I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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