i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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