Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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