May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You took a bar mat shot.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
