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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
she smelled like a LAN party
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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