8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Four minutes until I can fart!
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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