Sry I called you an 8
we have officially lost it.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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