and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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