How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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