i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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