Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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