she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
