I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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