Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Randomize
