Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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