i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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