i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
false alarm. still invincible.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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