Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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