Dual....:-)
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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