All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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