yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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