and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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