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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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