can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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