Will you blow on my dice?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
