Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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