I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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