Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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