is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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