I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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