So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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