Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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