Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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