Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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