Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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