so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
The best revenge is premature balding
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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