spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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