That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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