just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It's blow job season.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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