she was so not down for the gang bang
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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