i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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