First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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