Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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