you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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