grandma shit on top of the toilet
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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