Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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